Here's why they call them the Arsenal

Is this what the HSBC poster means?

Total BS from M&S

What do you think this juice is made of?  Cherries and passion fruit, with a hint of vanilla?  No - it's made of apples.  It's apple juice.  You can figure this out by reading the small print, which claims, seemingly without embarassment, "We've pressed 7 apples, 13 cherries & 1 passion fruit into each carton".  Thirteen cherries - count them, M&S clearly did - and yet the title says CHERRY with no mention of APPLE. Lord knows how much vanilla is in there - 4 microns?
Here's my new proposed title after M&S are taken to the Advertising Standards Authority:  'APPLE JUICE, with a hint of cherry, one passion fruit, and a mere scintilla of vanilla'.

Who wants to be this guy?

There's so much to dislike about this picture.  A fat lonely bloke with grey hair, clearly holding his stomach in, is sitting on fake sand, wearing wearing what look like skin-tight long johns.  Night is coming on; it must be getting cold.  He is gazing folornly out towards what appears to be the part-frozen Arctic ocean.  Perhaps he is contemplating ending it all.  Somewhere off to the right, a bright artificial light illuminates his pasty pink skin.  Are we supposed to want to be him, or be in his situation?  Are these people nuts?

Not such a gas

Emirates welcomes you to Dubai

Some luckless chap with a briefcase has been killed and chucked into the harbour.

His body floats in the water, attracting hundreds of hungry fish, including what look to be pirhanas.

The opening sequence of a thriller?

No - an advert for Emirates Airlines.

Straplines they rejected:

    "Swim with the fishes in Dubai."

    "Welcome to Dubai, Mr Bond."