Brands to the burning
Wednesday, 30 April 2014
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
Saturday, 15 June 2013
Total BS from M&S
Here's my new proposed title after M&S are taken to the Advertising Standards Authority: 'APPLE JUICE, with a hint of cherry, one passion fruit, and a mere scintilla of vanilla'.
Tuesday, 11 June 2013
Who wants to be this guy?
There's so much to dislike about this picture. A fat lonely bloke with grey hair, clearly holding his stomach in, is sitting on fake sand, wearing wearing what look like skin-tight long johns. Night is coming on; it must be getting cold. He is gazing folornly out towards what appears to be the part-frozen Arctic ocean. Perhaps he is contemplating ending it all. Somewhere off to the right, a bright artificial light illuminates his pasty pink skin. Are we supposed to want to be him, or be in his situation? Are these people nuts?
Wednesday, 8 May 2013
Sunday, 17 March 2013
Emirates welcomes you to Dubai
Some luckless chap with a briefcase has been killed and chucked into the harbour.
His body floats in the water, attracting hundreds of hungry fish, including what look to be pirhanas.
The opening sequence of a thriller?
No - an advert for Emirates Airlines.
Straplines they rejected:
"Swim with the fishes in Dubai."
"Welcome to Dubai, Mr Bond."
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